sometimes people are destined for jail

— vinneus

polish men are mammoths

— rika

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
  • Me: it's all about women oppression, slavery & parent sibling relationships
  • Dad: she wasn't hugged enough
just fell in love

just fell in love

and i’m summed up in words

and i’m summed up in words

don't pick me up in a bar
  • man: amxk txjwncixts
  • me: what?
  • man: skenkxn eoxtebgn
  • me: *screaming* i can't hear a word you're saying, the music's too loud
  • man: jenfiemvtxi djsmoche skebv
  • me: *walks away*
boring bored this book is stupid sorry ladies i read some of it and decided it’s all arbitrary and way too much over thinking…

boring bored this book is stupid sorry ladies i read some of it and decided it’s all arbitrary and way too much over thinking…

calculate...
  • Ro: Sarah do math
  • Sarah: *implodes*
goals

• listen to NPR music radio
• listen to NPR news radio
• read all of Food & Wine e-mails
• freelance for publications that work within the food industry
• try weird food & write about it
• concentrate on myself
• enjoy the ride

I prefer to use a light hair spray by Screen

I prefer to use a light hair spray by Screen

hey, who doesn’t want to be friends with a nice looking guy, right?

— Zubair Abubakar (about Nigerian GDP)

i swear there’s someone spelunking in my head!

i swear there’s someone spelunking in my head!

לחיים!

לחיים!

fuck math

— scordo

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