count it off...
“sometimes people are destined for jail”
—vinneus
June 2013
36 posts
“polish men are mammoths”
—rika
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
- Me: it's all about women oppression, slavery & parent sibling relationships
- Dad: she wasn't hugged enough
don't pick me up in a bar
- man: amxk txjwncixts
- me: what?
- man: skenkxn eoxtebgn
- me: *screaming* i can't hear a word you're saying, the music's too loud
- man: jenfiemvtxi djsmoche skebv
- me: *walks away*
calculate...
- Ro: Sarah do math
- Sarah: *implodes*
goals
• listen to NPR music radio
• listen to NPR news radio
• read all of Food & Wine e-mails
• freelance for publications that work within the food industry
• try weird food & write about it
• concentrate on myself
• enjoy the ride
“hey, who doesn’t want to be friends with a nice looking guy, right?”
—Zubair Abubakar (about Nigerian GDP)
“fuck math”
—scordo
safety first
i’ve been sitting with duma in her parked car for the past 20 minutes and just noticed my seatbelt was still on